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What Your Recently Watched on Netflix Instant Says About You
Posted on December 29, 2012 7 Comments
When we’re young, we learn not to judge a book by its cover. That’s right: don’t judge the farting, booger-coated boy in your class by the amount of nose gems he stores under his desk, but by the content of his character, which is kind of weird. Yet, sometimes, it is completely appropriate to extrapolate […]
Facebook and the Distortion of Reality
Posted on October 1, 2012 4 Comments
Facebook. It’s an amazing tool: one that allows you to track your social life in real time, to forever capture the amber days of your youth. Pictures of that awesome barbecue? Check. Status update bragging about that celebrity you just met? Check. Oh wait, Becky had people over and forgot to invite you? Check. There […]
Kids These Days
Posted on August 30, 2012 1 Comment
For about a year, I worked at a pizza place while I was trying to do what twenty-somethings do best and find myself. (As it so happens, I had been passed out in my own sick behind a bagel shop, but whatever. Journey of self-discovery and blah.) The restaurant was largely geared towards kids, what […]
Orange Juice and Toothpaste 